So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
She bit a glass in half.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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