when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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