"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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