Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
As shirtless as possible
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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