Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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