awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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