weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
nutella sex= disaster
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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