I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
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She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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