Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
wow bdsm is so cute
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