HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
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we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I need a burrito and a hug.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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