I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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