If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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