i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
My feet surprised me
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