puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
