My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
false alarm, still single
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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