how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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