we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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