My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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