Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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