I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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