piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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