Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.