i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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