What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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