Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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