he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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