Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
