YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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