i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Holy shit dude........stairs
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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