She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
