Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Watching her eat just hurts me
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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