What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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