their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
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Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
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How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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