every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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