you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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