white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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