If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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