We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Randomize
