I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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