exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
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Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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