Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
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Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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