So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
