best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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