I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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