Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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