I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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