were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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