talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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