Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I am midnight drunk by noon
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
i've created a new STD.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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