Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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