The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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