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My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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