I'm jealous of your bromance
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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