I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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